Sulpher and Bones on the Seas

 By dark of night, didst cometh to pass a spectacle from the depths of Davy Jone's wat'ry grave the All Hallows Procession of Ghastly and Ghostly ships. 

 
Onlook'rs w're gobsmack'd and didst select King Jon of Aruba's ship, nay, Island of Doom and Hellfire as the star of the nonce.  A well des'rv'd first prize trove of loot and glory at finally having did achieve the ultimate rank.
 

A close second wast the ship head'd by Captain Tracy and Mercy with a crew yond hath appeared ravenous.  Th're wast some fear those gents might crasheth the party and consume all the marchpanes.

Our own auth'r Master Kinch Villard didst narrowly dismount a third lodging award and we doth desire that gent is not so enchant'd by the coin he hath taken, that he ignores this coming week's assignment.

Fourth wast Madam Martina Shan, with anoth'r impressive ship.  In a stroketh of valorous f'rtune, Joyce from Aruba kingdom off'r'd a purse of 1000 linden to the lasteth place.  Such riches art rarely seen and many didst asketh, to nay avail, to holdeth yond purse "just to check its weight. "

Also sailing wast a demonic kraken which hadst half did swallow a ship and w're t not f'r the sure piloting of Captain Yuki, wouldst has't likely setteth the whole procession asund'r.
 
Th're wast a v'ry shady looking fellow in strip'd attire piloting an additional ship.  Some bethought p'rhaps twast the same height as tav'rn propriet'r Pabo, but crowds doth love their rum'rs.
 

Madam Fluer Chun didst wield h'r paints and charcoals to make some s'rious art and thee can findeth yond p'rhaps in the gall'ry but certainly in the spid'rish publications. 

A dance did follow and purses were awarded for the finery worn by a gent and a lady. Again King Jon took the honors along with Lady Sandy. Late to the festivities for having counted feathers were members of the Kaiabi Tribe who offered a "Cup of Chicken Tears" and 40 gold coin to their most favorite attire, that of Pirate Lass Regina.

 
King Jon reminds us the next opp'rtunity to bedeck thy sailing vessel is the Pirates Destiny Christmas Procession of Ships and Grog Wassail.  Might that gent beest dreaming of sugar plums?