Babble Merchants

Babble from our local gossips be filled with the comings and goings of a most myst'rious Gent. 

That Gent hast been seen across the region and with hard work and a bit of charm learned in the Old Country hast restored much of what was damaged in the winds and waters of the storms this past year.

Now we cannot assure verity but our wench artist does swear she saw the visage of a quite quaint Mistress from inside this fusty skelly. Our wench may has't sketched with too much vigor, but p'rhaps it is the apparition of a soul 'r some devious charm learnt from the Siren Mer. 

Pyrates and pyros shall rejoice the Gunpowder quest is now restored. And if it be true thee have not succeeded in making the powder, aye, best to learn of the harrowing steps required. Above is sketched the gunpowder grinder. May thee has't valorous fortune to maketh most wondrous kaboom.

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News is in the air of the state of the islands of the region being clos'r to Heaven. Now braggarts doth exist and maintaineth our dear isles already be Heavenly, but one can now reach out and toucheth the clouds on two of our islands and soon, all. 

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The Governor did note the state of Farming in Nassau, with the influx of new residents, needeth some inspection by the officials. Not that the bribing of an official is recommended, but Rum is at each moment welcome in any situation.

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The Bakery is currently low on fresh cake as the massive oven is being repaired. The Governor has promised, for their patience the residents will be delighted with a new recipe 'r two. We all desire this to pass in time for th' upcoming festivals.

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And speaking of Festing, t'is rumoured that in lieu of a Christmastide Procession of the Great Ships, there is to be a Great Sinking instead. Our trusty tavern keeps art working out the jots and tittles as thee readeth this. Keep alert for more of this new plan.

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At Sunday's cargo run Massacre it was rumoured even the skies w're bloody.

And finally, beloveds, on the topic of Sinking. Cargo runs has't been particularly bloody. Cargo is being looted, pirates losing copious amounts of blood and skin, and the sharks behold healthier than ever. Not to bid tales out of school but the runneth on Sundays hour before High Noon often is loaded with delectables.